Shit! People are crazy!

Shit!! I just realized that I REALLY REALLY HATE PEOPLE!!!

1) During car accidents: the person who SOMEHOW manages to twist reality, and conclude that he doesn't have to take responsibility for hitting your car.

"It's not MY fault because YOU didn't see me coming. I was WAVING at you, didn't you see?!?"

2) During college years: the roommate that steals your computer keyboard, because she's convinced that you stole her cooling eye wrap.

"Did you see my cooling eye wrap?? You know, if you wanted to use it, you could've just asked!! It's SO rude to just take it!! OMG, there it is in the trash! OMG DID YOU THROW MY COOLING EYE WRAP INTO THE TRASH??!!"

3) During work: the employer who demands that you figure out how to use the GEXNSLEIN1919111198XX Version 55.5 machine during Day 1 Training.

"Oh.. OHHH you figured it out??! Wow, good job! Oh wait, do you see how it's a few millimeters off? Oh, oops, I gave you the wrong template to follow, huh? HAHA, but you knew that right? HAHAA.... You're fired."

Just 3 examples that may HINT at the possibility of people evolving into FUCKING RETARDS. Further investigation is highly recommended, but the evidence around us speaks for itself.

LORD save me from stupid people.